Hey boys, I like you, I could do things for you if you’d just go operate
There are some things that I would alter but in general I think you’re great
You’re so defined, what you need is some direction, maybe change your name?
I couldn’t fool you if you like, you could never be the same again
Change your hair, your face, your clothes, your taste and almost everything…but keep the apple
I only want fifty percent, that doesn’t seem so very much to me
And anyway it isn’t every day you get to meet someone like me
I’ve got the contacts, I know everyone from Bobby Davro down
And if you do the things I say you could really paint the town red
Change your hair, your face, your clothes, your taste and almost everything…but keep the apple
I’ve got the contacts, I know everyone from Bobby Davro down down
And if you do the things I say you could really paint the town red
Change your hair, your face, your clothes, your taste and almost everything…but keep the apple
